Not sure I agree with everything you said, although portions of it I do. regardless of your priorities, the pie you are giving out pieces of is only so big

And the XL Center is such a goddamn shithole... $1 Beer Night! And I got sick as hell from rancid beer because they don’t blow out the keg lines. God, I hate my state (but at least we didn’t vote Trump) 

Hartford! Hartford!!!! HARTFORD!!!! Aww, fuck it Dude, let’s go bowling...

Holy Christ both the lesser Murray & that movie were horrid !!<shudders>

Ye gods...

I like how they so realistically have him paired up with attractive women. Because we all know how hot women are attracted to fat unfunny dufuses

The only disturbing or disgusting thing I see in that video is Bud Light.. Ass could only improve the taste of that weasel piss...

Stop trying to pretend you’re good at words. YOU’RE NOT.

Too many “this is why I’m not creepy” stories and not near enough making fun of the Shill... I guess I’ll have to wait a day or two for his next fuckup

Bill Brasky knew how to handle situations like this. Wait, the Banana Splits were clowns, right?

Like your mom?

First they came for those with big red round noses, and I said nothing....

“F is for Family” on Netflix had a great episode encapsulating the experience... Very funny stuff...

Awesome.

I would like to see MLB shorten the regular season by the number of games it would take to make all playoff series best of 7.

It just DOES NOT MATTER... Trump’s not-really awkward smile at the use of that word by a speaker his campaign used will not change the mind of a SINGLE Trump voter. Not a single one. I’d bet my house on it. I’ve never been this ashamed of my nation.

Oh yeah? I once killed a gopher with a stick.

Just came here to say: Christ, “The Drive”’s format sucks. Can’t even find recent military oriented articles. Hey FA - buy back Rogoway from those tools!

Came here for “Wilson” reference. Leaving satisfied. +1 ice skate orthodontia.

My palm fronds would read: “Send beer & Buffet CDs. Say nothing to wife.”