“Hi, I ate this entire steak and all the sides, but I didn’t like them. Please comp this meal.”

If you play a game for 50 hours and ask for a refund you are a lame ass.

Yeah. It was called Destiny. I’ve been clean since last October.

Nope, common misconception. The most common type of hand sanitizer doesn’t contain antimicrobials. It just dries out the germs with alcohol, which is not a thing they can develop resistance to.

Something funny happened with me: sure, I cooled on the game, but it got me walking so much that I was posting great step counts on my Garmin tracker. I’d been wearing that for months and generally ignoring it.

I predict lots of people will have Magikarps are their “buddy”

Definitely a needed feature. Hopefully the first step in them allowing you to customize your team a little bit more instead of just running with whatever high CP crap you chanced upon by the side of the road.

1000 hours uploading a level

It’s cool to hear that he started out as a novice. Mario Maker will either make you a beast Mario player or you’ll never touch a Mario game again.

I love Gravity Falls and Adventure Time.

No, IT wouldn’t watch someone’s non-tech behavior. Management and coworkers would, then they’d report it, and it may lead to monitoring if something smells fishy.

Another IT guy here. Same. We have monitoring tools in place, but not once have we ever actually needed or wanted to bother using them. If people think you’re not being productive, you should be more worried about management and HR, not IT. We couldn’t give a shit less what sites you’re browsing as long as your shitty…

IT guy here, we don’t give a shit. Promise. We prefer to not have to archive your emails or monitor you. I would much rather spend my day arguing in the Kinja comments...so dont piss off your boss. Thanks!

I was actually surprised to read the article and find out he’s still alive and not already shot dead. I guess having money does help.

Holy shit, this guy is bad at.......life in general I guess?

Or he is just an huge, narcissistic asshole who thinks he is entitled to whatever pleasure is in front of him. I’m pretty sure if his wife was a plain looking woman who had a normal job and stayed in the background, he would still be looking for strange in all the wrong places.

You’re just trying to ick everyone the fuck out

I just saw this on TV in the lunch room. I literally jumped up and shouted, “FINALLY!”

What is going on in someone’s mind to use their child as a prop in sexting pics? Particularly if that sexting is extra-marital. Like, I understand how people make all kinds of stupid, obvious life mistakes, but that is particularly fucked up to me.

That's some impressive change in numbers. Some quick math to put things into percentages: