I prefer to focus my hate on Stephen A Smith, but they're both two shitheads of the same coin.

First Take is being moved from ESPN 2 to ESPN to try to prop up the ratings it's been hemorrhaging to Skip Bayless' new show. I suspect a lot of that had do with the Cowboys. The only time I ever watched it was for the Cowboys fights, but with Skip gone you're left with two guys who hate the Cowboys for different…

Pete,

I'm not sure where this "Bernie would've won" stuff is coming from, unless we're just talking about a few half-assed polls from a few months ago. I would understand if there had been a Clinton loss with the Dems getting control of the senate, or if Jill Stein put up Gary Johnson numbers, but neither of those things…

Keep a bag packed.

I'm a few miles away from the Mexican border and I'm seriously contemplating driving over and never turning back. It can't be any worse than this. I mean they have lucha libre and no Waffle Houses.

I prefer A Rancid Diaper in a Parking Lot.

It's crazy and the only argument for it is that it protects small states from being overshadowed by larger ones. Well what about all the people that chose not to live in those states? They don't have concerns that aren't going to be addressed by this president? Of course, we could add the caveat that the popular vote…

Except for the ones who are happy to continue collecting their SSI checks. After all, there's a good reason Trump never said anything about entitlements.

Infuriating. We no longer have any right to point and laugh when the Brits trout out their royal family. The idea that the popular vote for our head of state would be rendered irrelevant in a democracy because of an asinine construct like "states" is insanity.

Do you understand how legislation works, Simple Jack?

I don't know if this has been said before, but how fucking crazy is it that the next piece of fascist iconography is going to be a shitty red cap?

I'm done prognosticating. I have no clue what's coming next. I don't know what's happening with the dollar. I don't know what's happening with gas prices. I can wonder if there's going to be a massive brain drain in this country. Fuck, maybe everything will be fine. I give up.

Ay Dios mio…

I'll trade my race and my Mexican name for your gay. I mean it's not like I'm doing much with this "straight thing" anyways.

What in the fuck, white people? What in the fuck?