SO. LITTLE. MASTURBATION.

Batman does NOT fuck Robin. He's too busy fucking Superman.

Still unemployed, and can't find shit in the classifieds.
2) It's getting to be one long goddamned vacation.
3) About a 5
4) A fantasy of being famous for having mysterious, super powers. Also, what if Chthulhu were called "Dave".

Uh, FLCL better be in there someplace.

The RE-AL FOOOOLK BLUES! I only want
To know what true love is!

Can't understand why Transformers and GI Joe are still "hot" but Masters of the Universe and Bravestarr never caught on.

I'll reserve judgement until I hear Slater's spongevoice.

Fired for not "giving it up" for a male boss.

Jeebus, please tell me those anime eyes are photoshopped.

Knew he was in there somewhere.

Come to think of it, I wonder if Sallis even LIKED cheese irl.

Sallis' voice, more than even Doctor Who, brought up England to me— calming even in crisis, warm and able to say so much without expressing it. I'm gonna look up old seasons of Last of the Summer Wine. RIP.

I was under the impression that Marvin was voiced by Stephen Fry. Or was that in one of the radio productions?

Enjoying Tekken7, but already having buyers remorse. Tonight, netflixing Wreck-It Ralph.

When I think of "Sheldon" and "back rooms", choking isn't what comes to mind.

Yeah, but he'd do it ironically.

Always wondered how much police conduct is influenced by cop shows. Did watching the guys from Law&Order, or Sipcowicz break basically every rule real cops have to follow and still be the sympathetic hero cause a few jerks on the force to say, "Y'know what, FUCK the rules"? Because SOME damned thing seems to be…

And yet, nobody smokes in today's blockbusters. With a few badass exceptions, smoking is no longer cool.

Didn't they have a case awhile ago where the FBI basically admitted their forensic geniuses made their shit up to suit the prosecutors?

Naw man, the Wachowski version a few years back. Catch it, it's mind-blowing.