If it wasn't for the microwave and take-out, I'd starve to death.

My CGI characters have better clothes than me.

I thought the first leakage was an orgasm. The night I figured out what a REAL orgasm was, I was so happy I went and told my father.

Thought it would lead to a relationship.

Haunting starring Polterguy— I remember the game play as being pretty cool, til you hit a game-killing bug. Polterguy wants to get this family out of his house, so he possesses random objects, making them do weird shit and scaring the family.

I dropped all wrestling shows from my viewing schedule a couple years ago— it didn't help that all I could get on basic cable was WWE. But THIS — this might bring me back.

Thank you! That was driving me nuts, wouldn't have been able to sleep all afternoon.

YEAAHHH!

I remember a lot of old arcade games at the tale end of the arcade era, games like Turkey Shoot and Arch-Rivals and something like Attack of the Robots (featuring all sorts of old-fashioned sci-fi robots). They were great fun and it's a shame I never saw them on consoles. I THINK some of them were from Sega.

As long as it doesn't involve hedgehogs.

My stepmom just got done with cataract surgery, and my dad's going in for it next month.

Damn, this is the first I've heard about this. When he quit the TV show, I immediately thought, "Is his wife pregnant again?" Now that joke's not so funny. Get well soon, total stranger!

Damn. That's all.

It's on in syndication too.

Bring back MANNIX. Or at least make METV broadcast it at some more reasonable time than 2 in the frickin' morning.

A later Ren&Stimpy where they're living in a spittoon, eating mucous. Urp. By this time, Kricfalusi was intentionally trying to destroy the show.

Didn't Servo have his own clone-chorus for one episode? I think it was the one with plane refueling, but I've blocked most of that from my memory.

With unemployment, I've had more time to spend on political news, and I deeply regret it.

PERSONALLY, life is peachy. PROFESSIONALLY, life sucks. (Still no callbacks for interviews) ARTISTICALLY, I just got paid to do some very bad taste cgi renderings I wouldn't normally do, so I'm, uhhh, undecideed.

Albert Brooks' Defending Your Life