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Swampgas_Man
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Look, for medication reasons (I'm pretty sure) I have a lower sex drive, and in fact haven't had partnered-sex in a few years. But dragging someone unwillingly into my situation would be the worst kind of mind-fuck. Medical intervention should be a last resort always, and any doctor who would "chemically castrate" man

I was thinking more DTMFA. But with marriage, lawyers are a necessity, or somebody's getting financially fucked in an un-fun manner.

OF FUCKING COURSE Husband has a right to be concerned. "I'd like to have dinner and a movie with my male poly-amorous friend" is a reason to be slightly jealous. "I wanna fuck another guy" is full on Othello territory.

Ohhh boy, I've been reading about this. One manager made her black female employees arm-wrestle the white ones, and spoke openly about her desire to fist-fight a black woman, may she get her wish.

Don't follow characters, don't even follow "universes" — follow writers/artists. The more I hear and read about Marvel/DC, the more I just smile and pick up my Warren Ellis or Grant Morrison or Future Quest (the ONLY DC comic I pick up anymore), and chuckle to myself.

I did the same thing with strawberry Quik. Gawd, it's a wonder I lived through my childhood.

I think they also made chocolate mint for a while during my childhood, but that might have been Chocolate Soldier.

As a man with a rapidly aging prostate, I find that drinking ANYTHING up to an hour before bed will get me up and about in the middle of the night.

Got my dumb ass fired on Saturday, so this weekend it's been mostly crying and 3D rendering.

Thank you. "Adult" does NOT mean "gritty and humorless".

Why do you think Marvel named their organized crime faction "The Maggia"?

FRIED okra is God's own ambrosia. Then again, almost any fried food is.

What happened to Corn-Hole? Or is that the hole you corn-poke?

O dear GAWD, you mentioned Piers Morgan! The Brit other Brits hate! Once you do some (very shallow) research on him, you find out he was the guy behind hacking cellphones for Rupert Murdoch's The Sun. Total ratdick.

It's called "hate-fucking". I bet you want to spank her ass while you do it.

Christ, I thought this was another Wolverine movie.

The only good thing about @Midnight is that it brings out comedians I normally wouldn't see on TV. The secret to the show is that Hardwick is "sorta" funny, but doesn't overshadow the real comedians.

EVERYBODY who's ever been on the view qualifies as Most Annoying, even the ones I agree with.

There's a good article about him in the latest New Yorker. They claim it's the format that's crushing his comedy, and I call bullshit on that after watching Craig Ferguson.

James Corden is easy to explain— he's English, so people think he's classy; same story with John Oliver.