Transexual. Chick with a dick.

Lessee. . . five, six years ago? Gorgeous trans, didn't want to get too personally involved with me but sex was incredible. Nowadays I'm too old and fat and obsessed with computer graphics. We came back to my apartment and the usual butt-stuff happened. Only queen I haven't had to convince I was so too a Top.

I've been too busy with Art to play anything for awhile— even traded away Final Fantasy XV since I wasn't playing it. But I'm investing in Mass Effect Andromeda, and hoping that turns out to be worth the hype.

I'm maybe making some money with my art, (not enough to pay for my software buying mania) so that's one goal down. Still stuck at a job I hate, but I'm working better hours.

Is THAT what I stepped in? That's gonna fuck up the carpetting, man.

Or choke it, if you're a Huckabee.

O yeahhhh!

ANOTHER ART COMMISSION! $150! Now I just have to draw twenty pics of women wrestling! O GAWD, what have I gotten myself into?

*Sigh*

The original racist flavor or the new stuff?

Action Jackson is his name
Bold adventure is his game
ACTION JACKSON!

Why does he yell all the time?

"Christ, what an asshole!" still applies best as an all-purpose caption to New Yorker cartoons.

I've been hearing "Shit" for awhile now, even on Network TV.

Anybody in Production from Britain? The "C-Word" is a LOT more commonplace over there.

Pedro Almodavar's BAD EDUCATION—OMG, this is maybe the greatest gay movie EVER! Beautiful men, suspense, tight script — why didn't someone clue me in on this before?

EL HOMBRE DE MOLECULOS!

Needs more "U"'s, like this—

You're all expecting me to say something here, aren't you? Something about Brawny Women and whatnot? Well, I am NOT YOUR STEREOTYPE!

The Compulsive Liar would be more appropriate.