We'll just crank up the AC, but where will we get all our "rare earth" elements?

I'd read hopeful news in the NYT, but they figured Trump as a loser, so. . .

I once said that the main problem with MST3K's schtick was that even with people cracking jokes, shit movies are still no fun to watch for more than a half hour.

ORGY OF THE DEAD. Gawd, Ed found a way to make tits boring.

Don't know if you've got one by you, but BJ's Wholesale Club carries them in Lancaster. Also, you can usually get them at the Central Market.

Thanks! So it's like, sweetbreads?

Just found a joint where the sushi bar is cheaper than what I've been eating elsewhere. Yay!

Damn, now I'm hungry.

Notice you don't have made-up fish like "tilapia". We hadn't overfished the shoals to death back then.

We sell plenty of herring, in wine or cream sauce. I thought only Minnesotans ate it in the states.

Makes you wonder if anyone ate passenger pigeon before we wiped them out.

I just wanna know what the hell "Pain" of Pheasant is. Do they torture the bird beforehand?

Proving you can be a rape victim and still an asshole.

I still liked the scene where the Alien licked Ripley was hawt.

I thought he WAS a luchador in the comics.

*Morris the Cat vomits up a hairball in protest*

Pretty sure Heathcliff was before Garfield, for that matter.

YES GODDAMMIT, I WAS HOT FOR NICOLE FUCK YOU!

Damn. As you can imagine, I always had a thing for Nicole Bass. I knew she'd had health problems, but thought she was coming out of them. And the fact that her death is gonna go unmourned by the public at large sucks.

Avoid two scum with one channel change.