I'm the marvelous magical Burger King, and I can do most anything. . .

BACON cheeseburger.

Old enough to remember Famous Monsters of Filmland.

I think the actual person you want to blame is Lorne Michaels.

Yes, Tarzan is a role for which two legs would seem to be, at least, a minimum.

Nucular.

So howcome Yertle the Turtle didn't say BOO when two other senators did the same thing? O yeah, MEN.

O GAWD, I saw the headline and thought, "Naw man, it's a generic enough title, no way they'd be doing the arcade game after Battleship sunk. But it is, alas, too true.

Actually, I think there really WAS a movie called the Santa Clause Diet. Lemme look.

Already saw this on dvd, it's a good 'un.

The other arms are sitting on their thumbs.

Thing is, at this point they're all the same people.

Now Trump Waffles— THAT woulda sold.

Yep.

Check out the condition of her bitten-to-the-quick nails, this woman is having psych problems.

There WILL be a war; it's a key part of the Fascism playbook.

I thought all the Trumpistas had declared CNN "fake news"?

*hangs head in shame* — I was only 23, I wanted to be popular.

Wait— someone ELSE besides me bought The Return of Bruno?!?

My ex swore up and down that he looked like Delta Burke. I always thought he looked like Harvey Fierstein.