Uh, with all your past tense— you know he's not dead yet, right?

Speaking of Loony Toons, does anybody understand the references— countless— to Bing Crosby's Horse?

Pshhh. Magic helmet.

It was just a couple of years ago that I figured out Jerry Cologna. Man, he must have been HUUUGE back then.

MAGIC HELMET?

I saw the MAD parodies of sixties movies long, long before I ever saw the movies. Sometimes, this caused problems— how the hell can a kid in 1974 understand a parody of an obscurity like Five Easy Pieces?

I recognized the original, but by the time I saw "Goodfellas" it lost all it's power.

You'd be a Weddit Wabbit?

Because I invented it myself— Norton Scrod. It's Dickensian.

As I said the day after I saw it, I liked the actors, I liked the actual jokes, but the CGI ending left me cold, and I was ready for it to end before it actually did.

I gave this book to my nephew, back when I was still able to give gifts, and he loved it. Only gift he ever loved.

Until someone else shows up in my life, yeah.

!!!

Looks like I'm still waiting for Bioshock Collection.

Fuck retail in late August.

This would be perfectly clear to a ten year-old boy.

Verdict first, arrest afterward.

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE SHOUTING!

What? This is an actual Maron story? (not a follower of his.)

Well, that looks unpleasant.