IT never frightened me as much as Pet Sematary.

Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis?

By "help" you mean throwing his dumb ass in jail, right?

I've always said, if it did't have a redneck accent, pro wrestling would be recognized as an American performance art, and you'd see it on PBS.

Even the musical version couldn't win me over, and I LIKE Nathan Lane!

Now I can't help thinking of Wilder morphing into Marty Feldman.

He's getting yelled at by Zero Mostel now.

"I'm hysterical!" [throws water in face] "I'm WET and I'm hysterical!" [slap] "I'm in PAIN, and I'm wet, and I'm hysterical!'

Dammit, give me Two-Face. Or just his suits.

WAS there any "Apartment Wrestling", apart from the stuff in Sports Review Wrestling Illustrated? And that was just posed Triumph Studios stuff repurposed.

Still have fantasies about Matilda the Hun.

I think the point of Eazy E's post is that it wasn't just the father, the protester was shoving this shit into the face OF A TODDLER. That's inexcusable, by any standard.

Just saw Constantine and Spy. Constantine would have been perfect with another actor (I'm picturing a fifty-ish Michael Caine) in the lead, but was pretty good. But what I really want to talk about is SPY. Surprised the hell out of me. Melissa McCarthy is not only funny, but credible. Her physical skills aren't…

Shouldn't Ocean's Eight come BEFORE Ocean's Eleven?

She's a genie in a bottle!

Now that Trump's "betrayed" her by going back on his promise to personally deport all 11 million undocumented aliens in the US, I sort of thought she'd disappear in a puff of smog.

Or Wayne County, now Jayne County.

Netflix is your friend, eventually.

I was SUPPOSED to be playing Deus Ex this week, but instead I already blew the money on a textbook for Blender software.

I'd say the best thing about going to a state college with upper-middle class parents is that I have NO student loan debt. Go UofU!