What really scary is, I've been eating raw hot dogs (betcha thought I was gonna say "weiners", huh).

Ralph meets Lemon Party.

Shit, now I'll NEVER be able to get a table at their teeny tiny cafe, which is the only place you can read in the store anymore.

I wish we could.

Like the robot head that fell in love with everyone?

No, Dr. Smith became a director on Uncle Croc's Block, under the name Basil Bitterbottom.

I used to be able to find that on either Syfy or MeTV. The only character I liked was Dr. Smith.

Probably for the same reason the MEGO Wonder Woman action figure was clothed in a head to toe "flesh-colored" suit.

Main problem with WW is that she's more of a political symbol than a character. Mind you, that never stopped Captain America.

I LOVE all the strips in the Pogo Walt Kelly collections from Fantagraphics, but yeah, the hardcovers and the pricetag ($40) makes them hard to read.

Didn't Marlo go on to marry Moon Dragon?

I think Amadeus Cho (4th or 5th smartest man in the world) is taking over the Hulkishness.

Shame Rick Jones, Marvel's answer Snapper Carr (who? Exactly), never got his own book. The closest he got was Captain Marvel, but he's been around the galaxy a lot.

Comics week is the AVClub's Shark Week.

Been reading comics since they were a quarter.

Sez you. I was imagining Freddy as a golfer.

Better yet, make Freddy an innocent victim of mob violence. They got the wrong guy!

Marv Wolfman Mary-Sued himself into Teen-Titans so he could date Wonder Girl.

Yep.

Hell, those are the people who enjoy pro wrestling (on a deeper level than I do). Many Americans seem to enjoy Trump purely as entertainment, and would be horrified if he actually won.