I understood the Python references, didn't know about Jacobi's conspiracy theory.

Uh, maybe explicate for the slower students in class?

"It was a Marvel Crossover Event involving the Avengers."

Curled like a pig's tail. "His" children turn out to be adopted.

Dammit.

I'm trying to think of her Super Foe— Ebonita, Negreta, something insulting like that. Main thing I remember about Wonder Woman doll is that instead of showing her skin, she had a thick, flesh-colored suit.

I had a better version of the Marvel Superheroes— hard, unarticulated plastic (I think Chinese?) versions of Spider-Man, Daredevil, the Hulk, Iron Man, Captain America and Thor. They made them in a rainbow of colors, but only one color per figure.

I HAD GREAT MAZINGA!

The rest of the mag was funny toooo! My biggest disappointment was that the toys never looked as good in real life as they did in the magazine, but that's true with everything.

Go ahead, it's not original with me.

Damn, I miss Twisted Toyfare Theater. And Toyfare Magazine in general.

This was MADE for Sturmtrumpers.

Clearly, the problem with these movies is that the writers and producers are willing to throw away any good story-telling, because they know that's not what the audience wants.

Ben Is EVIL! — some tabloid mag I saw at work.

I watched and. . . . well, it isn't Appointment Viewing. I concede it's an Important Show, but I'm clearly not the target demo here.

Black Knight is the only movie I've protested when it was accidentally delivered free of charge to my tv on pay-per-view.

I hadn't heard of The Sugar Frosted Nutsack, something I will immediately search out, but if it and this are as good as My Cousin My Gastroenterologist or Et Tu, Babe? I'll snap it up happily.

If he's really 53 million in debt, his ass BETTER be producing.

Don't air your dirty Lenin in public.

Monomolecular filament, with a small charge to make them glow, so you don't accidentally cut your own arm off.