It was "Go With Him".

'Nuff Said.

Wouldn't 30 knives forged out of coins be really tiny?

If I found out I were the AntiChrist, I'd try to bend the rules — I have to conquer the world? Play Civilization. I have to betray Israel? Fuck over a guy named Izzy. (Not Izzy Goldfarb though, that guy'll mess you up.) Fighting with the J-Man? Surrender at the first opportunity. Repent, like, constantly.

I'll sure miss stepping on a CD or case and breaking it, that's for damn sure. And as someone who doesn't own an iPod or phone, I'm probably going to miss being able to hear my own music when I leave the house. You kids and your bubbles of isolation— earbuds, eyes glued to your phone, not looking at traffic. . . .

Sold a 3D rendering for $100! Woo-HOO!

Eh, no crazier than Boris Johnson*

For some reason, my basic cable package doesn't include TBS, which would seem as basic cable as it gets. So I haven't been able to see my Conehead in a long time.

And yet, no one's gay for Moleman.

This is the year Trump maybe wins the Republican nom, maybe even (Gawd help us) the Presidency; we've had terrorist attacks in Paris and various African countries; what's hard to understand about a jingoist, Kill-The-Arabs movie?

Their faces crack.

Goldwater 2020!

Fuck my job. It's like being on a hamster wheel, without the exercise.

Bing Crosby— Pistol-Packin' Momma, When My Dream-Boat Comes Home, Put It There Pal, Swinging on a Star

For given values of "pretty".

Trying to make more PG-rated images, instead of hard R. http://colinscrod.deviantar…

Still want to see this.

Gawd, thank you for that— Laughed myself sick.

Although if you hate novelty songs, you really can't love Sparks.

Given that my sex life is mostly theoretical these days, (hey, just like adolescence!), all I can present is the trailer for my perfect movie— https://www.youtube.com/wat… Lesbians and fist-fighting women, how can you lose?