I assumed this would be cancelled by the blizzard.

[sits up and take notice] Stephen Fry wrote an episode?

Actually saw this just recently. Beyond the title character, this movie has more grotesques than Tod Browning's Freaks.

The best parts of Chelsea Lately were the other two (rotating) comedians, who weren't just ordinary bland white guy comics.

YES!! Of course, every "dangerous" character on that show was written down to be as bland as possible.

Tom on Parks&Rec. Made it hard to watch Aziz in anything, even non-Parks related shit.

I'd rather they brought back Cybill.

[Curtain opens to reveal a live goat]

I'm— I'm just DONE with anything related to Deadpool (yea, I'll probably still see the movie0. Also Harley Quinn, Zombies, anything that's had the juice beaten out of it.

I've seen the toys for BvS and I've written the movie off. Supe's isn't supposed to look pissed off, he's a big friendly boy scout, dammit. Of course, in THIS movie universe. . . [continued ranting about the last Superman movie]

You running late on something?

Grateful I'm supposed to have an early shift Friday, and off Saturday. Bring on the snow!

*looks up recipe for something called Billy Bourbon Tea*

Well, I picked up all three issues of the new Ultimates, the new Silver Surfer, a Sex Criminals I couldn't remember buying, and a fifth of Old Grandad bourbon, so I'm set for whatever falls from the sky.

Yeah, I'd eat that.

Naw, just drunken white trash. Stupid + bad decisions do not automatically equal mentally ill.

Apparently she was super drunk at her last public Trump boot-licking. I find her and her family of white trash so much more entertaining now that I don't worry about their influence.

My dance involves mooning and shitting on the cash register.

Thought Obamacare was supposed to take care of this shit.

Christ, what's that asshole done now?