My high school did a bowdlerized version of M.A.S.H. It was embarrassing.

I WANT to see our local production of The Addams Family musical, but who has the time? If only you could DVR these things. . .

I got a rock!

Oh no, it's because of those lamprey-like Rate Suckers!

The only apps I have are Netflix and IGN, and I don't really use IGN. I'm dumping PSN when my subscription runs out next month, my job is going into holiday overdrive and I'm not going to have time enough for regular games and the crap on PSN.

WWE2K16 comes out next week, and I can't wait to be brutally disappointed.

ADBLOCK, fool!

GodDAMN, I hate Watson's voice. Why couldn't he talk like Siri?

The Tao you can read/hear/speak is not the Tao.

Hey, Xmas Music season is a'comin'. Prepare to have 12 songs, as sung by 120 different people, pounded into your brain.

Grateful that the Republican party continues to run off their cliff.

Not so much the writing, but I've been working on a new catfight series on deviantart.com . http://colinscrod.deviantar…

Addams Family every time. The physical romance between Gomez and Morticia beats the comfy suburban love on the Munsters.

Is there a market for poop tracks?

DickHEAD, not DickFACE.

Dickhead's never been right about anything ever before, why should now be different?

Laughing? CLAPPING? Have you SEEN our idiots?

So where's MY weirdo, dammit?

Yeah, if there's any poor bastard I can sympathise with romantically, it's Moe. That's why I satisfies my romantical urges by computer-rendering nekkid womens catfighting.

As an old gayish guy, I'd like to be Justin Beiber, simply because I bet I could Beiber better than he Beibers.