Man, if I didn’t already love She-Ra on its own merits, I’d watch it just to piss people like you off.

There is a subtle yet distinct difference between "take your child to work" day and "put your child to work" day.

Maybe he could get a job at a Nike or H&M factory. Work his way up to making iPhones at Foxconn - if he survives.

don’t spin this as some “bring your kid to work day” BS. Yeah sure, a kid can learn a lot watching their old man work, see how an adult workplace is, see how hard he works to put bread on the table. But this isn’t that.

All that went right out the window once he was performing labor. Then a whole different legal, and…

If the kid had gotten hurt in the kitchen the shyte would've hit the fan hard.

It’s dangerous to have a little kid in a restaurant kitchen though. People get hurt in restaurant kitchens all the time. Hot grease, sharp objects, etc. I am all for kids helping out in their home kitchens (some of my fondest memories are in my family members’ kitchens; that’s how I learned to cook), but at least…

I actually feel bad for the guy .. Its hard to raise a kid on a fast food salary to begin with and now hes unemployed. Plus I know back in the day at least it was seen as something good to bring a kid to work, show them a little bit of what they do, let them help out. I guess my only issue would be if he was bringing…

Sleep-deprivation induced dyslexia, log #5214:

Just when my Uncle started quieting down about the Lizard People...

the giants won 11 games 2 years ago and eli threw for 4400 yards and 35tds in ‘16 and won you 2 super bowls. wow i hope your dad can get over being bad for 2 years. pretty rough

Your gif game is on point. Kudos.

well, according to to this story, you take a picture.  

You stare for exactly 3.5 seconds, and slowly walk away.

I have serious questions when it comes to wedgie etiquette. A few weeks ago I was fishing with my kids on a pier, and a woman came walking down from the dock portion carrying a paddle and life jacket. When she passed us, her swimsuit was so far up her butt that she was essentially wearing a thong. I felt bad for her…

The looseness with which your mathletes wore their shirts was simply obscene. I witnessed multiple nape shots, and once, a flash of collarbone. I’m sure that was all for the judges’ benefit. Shameless.

Hartford Orioles were ROBBED that year.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.