There’s not a doubt in my mind that this guy gives long unironic lectures about how young/nonwhite/female/other people don’t take responsibility for their actions.

After a little more research I think the BMW X5 might have been the ideal choice for a vehicle. I still stand by my joke, though.

$100,000 from the date of his suspension to the date the suit was filed suggests he would otherwise have refereed 1,200 matches in those three months.

The lawsuit itself proves emotional distress (because no one in their right mind would make such a baseless allegation) and defamation of character (because only the jackest of all dumbasses would file such a baseless suit). It’s a pretty airtight case.

Who knew episodes of “South Park” were becoming documentaries?

I was thinking a new HD Silverado with literally *every* option regarding chrome selected, and will not tow a single thing its life.

Oh god, litigation culture by far. And the Trump era has only made it so compoundingly worse.

Does “an inordinate amount of self-satisfaction” count as love? Because it’s getting plenty of that.

If you don’t want people laughing at your tiny dick, don’t whip it out in public 

Jalopnik is both amused and confused by this comment.

This comment needs more love.

What’s more of a joke: Maloney or our litigation culture? 

it’s the “I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU” ad, only this time the adult is yelling it at the Kentucky MAGA hat kid

Just when I thought I’d seen the last snowflakes of winter.

Dude kicks himself in the dick and then tries to sue the shoe company for emotional damage. Cool.

...attorney and fellow wrestling coach...

Being called on your bullshit is immensely damaging.

What a load of Maloney.

Speaking of hair, I love your new do, Laura. Speaking of the ref:

Hey man, don't have a cow.