Wasn't the 10,000 articles on this last month enough already?

Chemex just announced a $350 job called the Ottomatic. Greed in coffee is in the air.

And this is relevant to Gizmodo because of all the high tech beer and coffee mugs on the market today?!?!??

And what does any of this have to do with Gizmodo? Are white cups "gizmos" now?

Obligatory Christmas gift-giving article adverts already?

Justin Bieber is one of the most popular music acts, but you won't find me getting anywhere near one of his concerts.

If you need a recipe, it ain't coffee.

Thanks for the 15 minutes of research you must have put in on this piece. What a payoff.

Hello kitty litter

The best? Do you really have $10,000 to spare? Dumb question.

I'll wait for the beer mug with the shot glass built in the bottom. Sounds way more useful.

It's sad that H.P. Lovercraft is only recognized for about this 2% of his subject matter and writing.

Pulitzer Prize material right here.

Kickstarter is just a tax on people who don't understand business loans and venture investing.

Seriously, I don't know why you don't have more Pulitzer Prizes for this.

Maybe because they're not some non-profit watchdog group perhaps??

They at least secretly hid that sign for an Old Navy one.

Ah, it's the *robusta* coffee plant that's been sequenced... not the arabica. You know, the beans infamous for smelling like burnt tires, farmed at the cheapest possible prices in Vietnam and inspiring the whole Fair Trade movement, and requiring chemical washes to taste more like "coffee"? Yeah, that robusta.

Did we really need another 200 knockoffs of Lokesh Dhakar? Have graphic artists across the Internet truly run out of any new ideas anymore?

Seriously? The Roselius process has been around since 1903 and Swiss water since the 1980s, and it's only just now you post this up as if it's the first time anyone has ever posted this information on the Internet??