Have you seen Jeff Bezos lately? Tell me he does not look like an alien.

“ Chez Panisse—a restaurant that is arguably the center of the Slow Food movement”. What kind of ignorant, myopic, ugly American sentiment is that? Slow Food is based in Brá, Italy where the nearby University of Gastronomic Sciences in Pollenzo is the only of its kind in the world.

Meh. Hacking is for pussies

Gizmodo relevance??

You need hobbies. This trivializes science

I love it when laymen trivialize science like this

I’ll file it next to my caffeinated soap, wrist bands, and peanut butter.

I can soft boil an egg in my vagina

I’m more worried about fake journalists rip-and-reading headlines from other sources and citing them without questioning.

I make coffee. So that makes me a hacker?!?

And this is relevant to life hacking because...?

And this is relevant to Gizmodo because??...

Great. I’ll file it next to my caffeinated soap and caffeinated peanut butter.

Since when did air travel tips become relevant to Gizmodo?

And this is relevant to Gizmodo because...???

Actually, going cold turkey on anything is a far bigger self-deceptive lie. That’s not confronting your issues — which are almost always more about self control and moderation than any single ingredient or banned food.

So twerked doesn’t qualify?

Trolololo

You just started watching reruns of Oprah from 2003?

Except strong coffee isn’t the same as dark roast coffee, sorry.