“ Chez Panisse—a restaurant that is arguably the center of the Slow Food movement”. What kind of ignorant, myopic, ugly American sentiment is that? Slow Food is based in Brá, Italy where the nearby University of Gastronomic Sciences in Pollenzo is the only of its kind in the world.

Meh. Hacking is for pussies

I love it when laymen trivialize science like this

I’ll file it next to my caffeinated soap, wrist bands, and peanut butter.

I can soft boil an egg in my vagina

I make coffee. So that makes me a hacker?!?

And this is relevant to life hacking because...?

Great. I’ll file it next to my caffeinated soap and caffeinated peanut butter.

Actually, going cold turkey on anything is a far bigger self-deceptive lie. That’s not confronting your issues — which are almost always more about self control and moderation than any single ingredient or banned food.

So twerked doesn’t qualify?

Trolololo

You just started watching reruns of Oprah from 2003?

Except strong coffee isn’t the same as dark roast coffee, sorry.

I have a study that says people who obsess over coffee personality studies still long for personality polls on Facebook circa 2009.

2012 called. They want their headline back.

This is why I sometimes love this site.

I love the feeling of Bluetooth power surging through my clavicle and altering my DNA.

Talk about a rehash of a post only weeks late.

So that green mold that grows on top is good for us?

Stale coffee is still stale coffee.