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The best? Do you really have $10,000 to spare? Dumb question.

Pulitzer Prize material right here.

Seriously, I don't know why you don't have more Pulitzer Prizes for this.

Did we really need another 200 knockoffs of Lokesh Dhakar? Have graphic artists across the Internet truly run out of any new ideas anymore?

Recycling? Seriously? Reduce, reuse, recycle, and you put recycle at the top of the efficacy pyramid? As if all the additional materials extraction, processing, production by-products, excess packaging and shipping weight with each coffee serving can be dismissed if someone throws the service by-product away in the…

Coffee-flavored pinotage wines have been popular for years in South Africa under labels like "Barista". Look it up. This is old news.

Of course it gives energy. Energy is measured in calories. If I ate a tub of butter, I'd get a heck of a lot more energy.

How lazy do you have to be, really. That's always the question.

Keep the blandness coming!

Wow. When I search Google for "used coffee grounds" and "compost", I only come up with 39 million matches. Thanks, Lifehacker, for making this secret more well known.

Lifehacker's 453rd incarnation of this post. You guys really must be running out of ideas.

Never understood the appeal of a rotating subscription of beans, like the surprise in a Cracker Jack box, after you get a better sense of your likes and dislikes after the first few batches.

There are few things as sad as a coffee xenophobe in a near-ubiquitious environment of much better coffee around the world. It's like we're 80-year-old ladies afraid of entering a coffeeshop without a supply of our favorite non-dairy creamer, so we have to lug around suitcases dedicated to our infantile fear of…

Ack. Without a discussion of grinders, beans, and the roast levels you use for each, this is weaksauce. It's like judging the best car based on its steering wheel.

Love ya, Tonx, but "perfect" is a myth. Or you're Martha Stewart. I'm guessing not the latter. But copy editors love injecting "perfect" everywhere, so I am guessing this wasn't you.

Lifehacker? More like retread story hacker.

And it took you guys over a year to publish this old news because?...

Thanks for the non-story.

2004 called. They want their headline back.