Well said.

Gizmodo going to cover weatherstripping fabrication next?

You are not a cold blooded lizard. You can regulate your body temperature without sunning yourself on a rock when it’s cool out or submersing yourself in a cold creek when it is hot out. You can handle a coffee. Deal with it.

What next? Orthopedic surgery while camping? What else can you make overly complicated for us?

And this is somehow relevant to Gizmodo because...?

You should because you’re a scientific ignoramus who jumps on every unreplicated study as if it were pure fact?