I often see white parents with obviously adopted black children, I’d call the police but they’d probably arrest the kids.

Sounds like every retail job, ever. Not that that makes it right, but you could replace Home Depot with Target and it would be exactly the same.

There’s a therapy group for regular people that hate their job and feel they are totally underpaid in 2018 America .

That’s why their battle cry is “MINOR TO MINOR+ INCONVENIENCE TO AMERICA!” right?

It’s in the Declaration of Independence:

That’s Palmer Scott; he’s been around forever. You may have seen him in several of the episodes of Tim and Eric. He was also in the music video for Polite Dance Song by The Bird and the Bee:

The one and only Palmer Scott.

He’s Palmer Scott! An actor from Cali who was part of the semi-professional actors stable that Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim would use in their sketch show. Probably best known for this bit:

The problem is, that the generous, open and inclusive country you reference has never really existed as a whole. At various times, for various reasons, and to very specific groups - some states and territories have been open and welcoming, while others have been hostile and uninviting. And those states have changed…

Poetic justice will be fixing up the place and selling it to a black family. Then he can come back and lowball her when she puts her house on the market.

We are and always have been a schizophrenic country with strong support for both hateful xenophobia and welcoming inclusivity, oscillating wildly between the two depending on marginal changes in political success. Right now the xenophobes have the keys to the castle. That may change, but they’ll still be here, foaming…

Great countries are judged by how they treat their most vulnerable and persecuted, not the richest and most powerful.

Unfortunately, there’s no deciding. Even if there was a referendum today and an open and free society won handily, none of the deplorables wallowing in xenophobia, bigotry and racism would ever give that up. Hell, Nazis are on the upswing today and humanity collectively fought a war costing hundreds of millions of…

The answer to any question in the syntax of “Is there a place that makes ______-themed sex toys” is always yes. Welcome to the internet.

Aging whisky,

Eats my dates almost every time, amirite boys? /high fives

You tell me!

What gives someone the idea that getting pregnant halfway through a 15 year prison sentence is a good thing for the child?

I’m just glad that no one else understood it either because I was wondering if I’d maybe had a stroke.

Yes, it’s best for our society and for the children of these incarcerated women that they be allowed to spend the first year together in the prison nurseries. That being said, can we quit pretending that felony murderers are somehow sympathetic figures? They may not have pulled the trigger but they are responsible for…