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FAKE SCIENCE!

*all* true and rightful patriots
know that all pregnancies are governed & controlled by your local stork.

I think I have very little sympathy because I was raised under a belief system that is VERY different from my current belief system. Once you’re of a certain age, you have the opportunity to re-evaluate and pivot or double down.

Here let’s try something:

“I wish people would not blow things out of proportion and not let one situation create any additional situations,”

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Perfect timing for the recent Dad Jokes segment Polygon did with Kratos’ voice actor.

Tons of stand up comedians have built their careers on being raw and vulgar. It’s nothing new.

because Becky is a bigot with a smelly devil soul

Coming with the RECEIPTS. My homie.

Ha ha, fuck you. See Swagstallion’s quote below.

The blame needs to be on the white grad student that wasted the police’s time.

If we allow black women to sleep, then we allow black women to dream. Can’t have that.

Seriously. That’s a lot of work for a nap.

I love how we’re too dumb to be an actual Ivy League student but somehow we are sneaky enough to fake school IDs and move into a dorm room we dont belong in. Contradiction and hypocrisy are the shampoo and conditioner of white peoples’ bullshit

Or to help find misplaced weed! “Shadow! Where did I put my stash?”

Question for California lawyers: did the judge rule the way he did because he was constrained by the law and precedent at the time, or did he use his discretion to do so?

This was their least impressive skill anyway. Fuck, I can smell if you have weed on you.

They know drug dogs are used to sniff out other shit, right.

I would really appreciate it if you guys would add who the cosplayer is cosplaying and from what game/anime/movie/comic it is from.

PLUS ULTRA