Shamans? Fake Witches? Fauxmberjacks? You millennials are exhausting.

Is that king Arthur’s squire in monthy python’s holy Grail?

To be fair it’s probably a non-issue. Hillary wouldn’t have helped him either.

Usually the journalists are trying to tell a story or highlight an area far from most people’s experiences. Stories like this get a big reaction, most of it from self-important assholes happy to speak down to the stupid people they think are making bad decisions. Just look at the responses here. It lets people feel…

Another in the Appalachian Poor Porn series. People outside the region can’t seem to get enough of it.

I for one think it would be hilarious to scream non-sequitur brand slogans at golf tournaments.

Given the age of most in attendance, I’m guessing “Less Filling” and “Tastes Great” will still be allowed....

You’re correct.

As Wonkette says, “NO RUSSIA NO RUSSIA YOU’RE THE RUSSIA!”

So, “How about-ism” is their play, then?

Ah....I just can’t....care.....

The Parent Trap is the best ‘identical twins’ movie since Van Damme’s Double Impact.

Someone needs to visit Cafe Leblanc.

Respectfully, I must disagree. That is the face of a man who has just said - or is about to say - “Do you know who I am?”

Every time you tell it, an angel gets its panties.

Listen, you all need to relax. A man has needs.

Generally speaking, being white and saying the n-word has no consequences if your peers and environment is also white. They’ll get their internet shame for it. While the adults in their lives quietly ignore or forget and all their white friends, pat them on the back and say “You shouldn’t get in trouble for that.”

I…

I have no idea who any of these people are.

Trump is almost Chance the gardener from Being There. He cares about almost nothing and has almost no opinions, and talks voluminously and incoherently. It makes it easy for anyone desperate enough to hear anything they want in the babble, and ignore the rest.

I feel like so many people who supported Trump imposed their own values and beliefs on him. They don’t see the actual man just their idealized version of him. It sounds Roseanne is the same way.