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sorry i couldn’t hear you over th-

feel like your original headline, I, Cecilia, Hate Fun, was a better fit for this one

It’s not fragility. It’s not being able to see the forest through the trees.

White fragility makes racism perpetual

If it hadn’t been for Deviljho,
I’d’ve been married a long time ago.
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
Where did you come from Devilhjo?

The bulldog has booked its return flight on Spirit Airlines.

I find the thought that three adult men can sit in their house with cameras on 24 hours a day, having nothing to do with porn can make a living and be popular with a bunch of millenials afraid to let go of their childhood surreal.

Welcome to getting old. Know all the shit we did/do that our parents are somewhere on the spectrum of “baffled by” to “loathe”? Now I totally understand, and I’m not THAT old yet lol..

Russian. The Ushanka + Tracksuit is a dead giveaway if you didn’t know the anthem.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COLLUSION!

I brought this up to her and her solution is “we can just not have sex ever again.”

A different game mechanic is probably the only way I pick this up. Not going to pay 60 bucks for upgraded visuals.

Seriously, all these comments are all of you freaking out.
You’re using the same complaints that you had a year before, and just remixing it so you can convince others of a game you have no idea about.
To repeat: This is a remake, of course it has to be different because that’s what the intent of a remake it.
And if

Oh, I just watch toon titties. Nothing better than wankin it to cartoon titties. Impossible to harm fictional characters. And on top of that there’s often much more romantic stuff to go along with the sex. I really enjoy the lovey dovey stuff. Makes the sex more fun.

“Most men think this is what sex is”

Tambor has one of those “of course he did it” faces. In fact, everything about him puts out a creeper vibe.

Let’s face it, when the Mushroom Kingdom sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending their Goombas, their Koopa Troopas. And some, I assume, are good mushroom people.

“And you know how the coal industry collapsed in New Donk City?” Power Moons. Power moons brought in by illegal immigrants. No good folks, no good. We need a tariff on power moons.”

“We’re gonna have a meeting, a very good meeting with Master Chief, Mario, and Pac Man. These guys are terrific and we’re gonna do terrific things together!”

The gay couple who wanted a cake could have literally gone 100 feet down the street and purchased one there, but they took that to the Supreme Court.