My dog always bothers me when I'm doing yoga. He's a short little guy, so all of a sudden I'm on his level and he feels the need to lick my face/sit on me/paw at me. Better yet, my cat has started LAUNCHING HERSELF AT MY TITS when I'm doing downward-facing dog or planks - they're hanging, so obviously they are toys.…

Blink-182 and Crazy Taxi are pretty much my childhood, right there.

Yeah, I am failing to be offended by this.

This is my favorite story ever.

SAME. He was realistic, unlike every other SO on that show (except maybe Steve).

I love Aniston's. What's wrong with me.

Yeah, my picture was used on Tinder recently (someone I went to high school with screenshot it and sent it to me, I've never even DOWNLOADED Tinder), but this is way beyond that. As far as I know, they weren't emulating me and building a whole existence based off my picture (and I probably don't know them in real…

I'm 5'9" and have a male friend who VEHEMENTLY insists that he is 6'0" - even when he is standing right next to me, we're both barefoot and standing up straight, and I'm towering over him. C'mon dude!

I'm with you, because think they're a complete publicity set-up. I get fake vibes, man!

Interesting issue. I default to Nina Hartley's thoughts on the matter: http://kinky.com/straight-talk-…

I'm a straight lady who's into porn (more so than my BF), but that doesn't mean I want to bone a dude who has posters of porn stars all over his walls...that's some immature dorm room shit.

You said it much better than I ever could.

Kid Rock. ;)

Ernest Moniz is baller. He was on Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me a few months ago and was a totally good sport about his hair.

That is exactly right.

Coco Monroe is AMAZING.

I was very into this season! I thought Coven was horrendous, so this was a big step up IMO. The biggest complaints seem to be that it didn't make sense, which...no shit. It's Ryan Murphy.

Yep. I don't hate kids, I actually kind of like them (babies, on the other hand...I can't communicate with you! You smell weird! Get away from me!), but this particular breed of parent? FUCK THAT. I don't want kids partially because I've always wanted to travel and selfishly spend money on myself and have dogs and…

There absolutely is a specific type of person who uses that word, and they are the same type of person who names their children Braxlee and Kaiden.

Jessica Chastain just seems like one of the nicest, sweetest, most positive celebrities out there. If only someone [who matters] would listen to her.