swagetcommabob
SwagetCommaBob
swagetcommabob

Yep. I don't hate kids, I actually kind of like them (babies, on the other hand...I can't communicate with you! You smell weird! Get away from me!), but this particular breed of parent? FUCK THAT. I don't want kids partially because I've always wanted to travel and selfishly spend money on myself and have dogs and

There absolutely is a specific type of person who uses that word, and they are the same type of person who names their children Braxlee and Kaiden.

Jessica Chastain just seems like one of the nicest, sweetest, most positive celebrities out there. If only someone [who matters] would listen to her.

Christine Baranski is, essentially, everything I want to be when I'm older.

I know this is a dick move, but I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing.