They will always be funny. Lack of originality doesn’t change that.

OWAH NUCLEAH WASTELAND IS BETTAH THAN YAW NUCLEAH WASTELAND

rats who live in the Green Monster, now mutated and enormous

Also my girlfriend mainly likes to make that joke because Geralt is super pale. Was not really trying to start the whole race discussion because it is hardly one to be broached with a throwaway line. I included the joke because my girlfriend says it all the time and it makes me laugh. I prooooobably should’ve thought…

“The game with all the white people”

well, when you actual have one of your family murder in cold blood i bet you’ll reverse you’re stance. Let my guess, your parents pay for everything you have, and your trust fund has more money than most people will see in their lifetime. And you have lived such a privileged lifestyle of an American Princess, that the…

if it was truely an eye for an eye they would have blown up his entire family

well, when you actual have one of your family murder in cold blood i bet you’ll reverse you’re stance. Let my guess, your parents pay for everything you have, and your trust fund has more money than most people will see in their lifetime. And you have lived such a privileged lifestyle of an American Princess, that the…

I completely agree. But I separate my dislike of the death penalty from my feelings that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit who gets what he gets.

Yeah that’s the gross thing. Not the mother fucking act of fucking terrorism and the loss of lives and limbs

Note that I’m not making the argument that death will always provide closure, or that violent retribution is morally correct - simply that deriving closure from the death of someone who caused you grief is not really aberrant in any way.

Is your keyboard broken?

I get your opposition to his sentence, but don’t weep for him. He doesn’t give a fuck.

Kinda glib innit? I’d call it a perfectly normal way to feel about someone who blew up a loved one of mine. I’m slowly coming around to the ‘capital punishment is always wrong’ side of things, but it’s really not that fucked up to get closure from someone’s death.

Maybe there’s a difference between “Do you support the death penalty?” in an abstract sense, and “Do you support the death penalty, for a crime where the person is very obviously guilty, and when that crime is exceptionally horrific?” Have you ever heard someone say “I don’t support the death penalty, but in this case…

I agree with you that the death penalty should be off the table. But if it is in force, and it has been applied to anyone else, it’s hard to argue that this man is more deserving of lenience than others who’ve received the penalty.

I live in Massachusetts, plenty of people here believe in the death penalty. I have met quite a few.

Have you considered that your social circle is perhaps not representative of the entire state? This jury’s verdict suggests that that may be the case.

He was origionally going to be forced to watch tape of the 2015 Red Sox for the rest of the life but the judge ruled that to be a truly crule and unusual punishment.

As soon as Goodell finishes writing it.