This is Lifehacker, the site where they tell you things you already know.

These were good but, damn, they could tear the roof of your mouth apart.

Great... First chemtrail and now this. I can’t even.

None of those things you listed will taste as good as the recipes made with ingredients that are fatty, salty or sugary. Your ability to convince yourself that they do is admirable, but you won’t convince anyone else of the same. Turkey chili is not as good as beef chili, whole wheat flour will not produce a superior…

Acceptable =/= Correct. These are grammar rules, not grammar suggestions.

Absolute unit.

Because you’re paying cash for the vehicle? Cool. Most people don’t, or can’t, which means they should buy the gap insurance. It in no way belongs in the same list as extended warranty and paint protection. It also wouldn’t even be offered if you weren’t financing.

Well, it probably hasn’t been vaped in.

Never, ever skip gap insurance. 

Cashiers at Aldi sit in chairs.

What’s left of the Alamo is but a small portion of the original compound.

The flat... And yes, it is.

I was skimming the comments for this one.

Nice Taurus.

I’ve been four times and driven a rented vehicle on each of the trips. he only time I even saw police was at the bank, near a mudslide onto a roadway and near the airport. Drive the speed limit and you’ll be fine.

That’s you, not the Taco Bell.

What? The cardholder doesn’t take the hit. This is exactly the reason why many people use a CC instead of debit. It’s much easier to deal with when it happens and real money isn’t missing in the interim.

...of all the things to worry about...

The jack stand took 25 tons (maybe tonnes?) to fail. That’s minimum 50,000 lbs. How much does your car weigh?

This. I’m 6'0" 240 lbs and I’m more comfortable in my BRZ than I am in my Tundra. The seats are much smaller but the angle of the seating position does wonders where knees\hips\back might be a concern.