I should be getting about 27 mpg in my BRZ tS. It’s typically closer to 25.

Ooh... damn.

Yep.

Racism?

Jibarito is the name of the sandwich in this article. The article even goes so far as to explain that it’s Puerto Rican inventor used American ingredients between the patacones. It is not the same as the sandwich in the link you provided, much like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is not the same as a grilled cheese…

If only there was an article that we could read... One that might explain such a thing.

So you’ve sworn off of lunch meat and crackers?

There’s no milk in an Americano. Espresso and hot water only.

Hmmm... I’m not familiar with Derby Pie but I just looked it up and I’ve decided to make one.

I make the pies for the family, so they’re at my mercy.

Well, here’s to hoping it tastes just that much better this year.

I know I’m technically a cheapskate by only tipping 75% on a typical meal, but if I get this guy next time I go out would it be permissible to drop that to 74%?

If you don’t have a chocolate-pecan pie in addition to the standard pecan pie then you’re missing out.

I use the following guide to make my onsen eggs and they turn out great.

I’m in Houston and I see full-size and king-size Mr. Goodbars all over the place.

You’re more likely to catch an STD at Applebee’s.

So, in other words, not exactly.

So street racing is good in your opinion?

We used to have some Del Taco locations here in Houston. They left long ago, though.

They frequent my gym as well... And management acts like they don’t notice. We also have several ladies that will remove the barbell from a bench and use it to do their pelvic thrusts. It's maddening.