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Are they doing the within his lifetime rules? Because the different between the 90s and 70/6050s was stark. The difference between the 2020s and say 1980/90 is less so. Are we going to reference the decade by size of mobile phone? (that might actually be a nice running gag actually)

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Yeah umm here’s the actual uhh trailer, you know in case anyone here clicked the link expecting it (crazy, I know)...

Kinda surprised at all the haters here. Then again the AVC commentariat has really gone down the shitter in recent years. Maybe I should stick to io9 for these reviews.

When you someone ‘Eat It.

No, asshole. Many of us didn’t. Millions of us, in fact.

The simplest way to describe The Visitor is it’s The Omen but instead of the Biblical Satan it’s Ancient Space Gods a la Van Daniken.

It's crazy so many people left and they basically have a full cast in reserve. No idea why they had such a huge cast in the first place.

I got way more laughs from Moffat than Kyle Mooney.

Might have taken a while for the video to leak. It wasn’t exactly a public event.

Oh no, I’ve become the very thing I swore to nitpick.

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Sorry Blumhouse but there is only one horror classic allowed to have that title:

Please, Marvel, I’m begging you to make a real-life Instagram profile of him.

Frankly I didn’t even recognize that guy - not his photo, not his name. Probably not a terrible idea for him to jump to a less crowded ship.  Same could be said for a lot of cast members.  Honestly I hope they don’t try to add anyone new, just give more work to the huge troupe they already have.

Well, at least we’ll still have Stephen Colbert’s Eric Trump. 

My only issue with the show so far is that 30 minute run times are feeling too short. Just when I’m getting settled in, it’s over! Come back, She-Hulk!

I know general audiences aren’t familiar with comic-book style storytelling, but that is why it’s so important for reviewers to be familiar.

Solid show, and the oilier nerds can grow the fuck up or die, I don’t really care which.

The tech the teens who try to assault Jen are sporting looks impressive, but not exactly weaponlike. The reason? They’re wielding stolen Asgardian construction gear. Not exactly Mjölnir, my dudes.

Can we get a shout out for Jayne Houdyshell as Bunny.

But shout out to Adina Verson for acing the killer supporting role she got.