Yeah it turns out despite years of progress and laws in place.  Child Labor still pays really well

In this issue of Mel Magazine:
Celebrities and their jets!
Are you good at kissing grits? The answer might surprise you!
Where do you get the sexiest goobalinis?

They didn’t become less daring, they started producing stuff that they knew wasn’t as good as their previous standards.

The company actually recently pushed out the exec responsible for the “fuck it, throw a lot of spaghetti at the wall and see what sticks” approach.

They’re going back to producing less new stuff but…

Oh bless his heart.

I thought it was pretty fun too. I generally like Ryan Reynolds’ whole schtick so long as the film around him isn’t too atrocious, and he has a few decent actors around him to bounce off. Not complaining about Jennifer Garner, Mark Ruffalo and Zoe Saldana! I also quite enjoyed him in Free Guy, helped out by Jodie Comer…

“Anyway, [sigh] something called The Gray Man is coming to Netflix this Friday. We’re sure that it will be another memorable Netflix Original.”

The streaming world is still nothing like cable. Because right now if I want to watch The Mandalorian I can sign up for a month of D+, watch all the episodes and then cancel it. The next month I can do the same thing with Big Mouth. With cable it was a lot more difficult to just sign up for HBO without signing up for…

Or the Maine Coon mod -- you are big and strong and can fight enemies better. And unlike most cats, you don’t mind water.

Have you signed up for Sony’s official waitlist?

I am intensely curious what it is you thought this would be about and how long it took you to realize it wasn’t. And then why you felt the need to comment on it.

Nothing to apologize for. Stylized dialogue has been around forever. Watch any teen movie from the 60s and prepare yourself for an earful of beatnik.

Oh man, you're a guy saying "make me" on the internet. 

Fuck off

What is it you’re trying to achieve here?

Now they just need to convince someone to buy a ticket to see it so they can break even.

“It’s honestly shocking to see people, mostly white liberals I would imagine, turn on Chappelle so swiftly.”

Tom Cruise as the titular Funny Girl, though...

buddy over 50k people hand-wrote and hand-mailed angry letters to warner bros when michael keaton was cast as batman. same as it ever was.

Those two comments are the best short story I’ve ever read.

wow these are bad reviews.