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Well, remember there are members of the public who feel that it’s appropriate to burn down hundreds of acres of land so you can tell a group of your friends what gender your baby may be. 

When I started this company I only had two things. A dream and 6 million pounds.

I stopped drinking starbucks, cut out the avocados, (inherited a shitton of money), and then retired.  You can do it too!

Why? You won't live long enough to verify the results.

Yes, yes, we all remember Riptide.

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A complicated issue. On the one hand, one can certainly understand the adults being upset that the show they had signed up for got re-imagined, thus taking the limelight away from them and fundamentally changing the nature of the creative venture they signed up to do and invested their own time and effort into making,

Al: Okay, Sam. Ziggy says there’s a 98% chance that you’re here to save Steve Urkel’s life.

Oh my god HARD flashback it’s 1985, I’m in Babbage’s, and I can smell the Sbarro’s across the way. Welp, off to Waldenbooks!

“If you’re wondering if they get COVID

I guess none of the commenters are ready for some football

I Accuse My Parents is so, so good. And the host segment where Gypsy lip-synchs to the “Are You Happy?” song is possibly the cutest, most purely delightful moment in the whole series for me. It never fails to make me smile.

as a fan of the original shows & a backer of all the kickstarters, just let me say...ah, who am i kidding? i never went to castleton.

I actually thought she was one of the best parts of Solo, and I don’t mean that as a backhanded compliment either. She was really light and funny.

See, it’s not inexplicably, you have to remember that Hopper grew up with lead in, like, everything.

There was a great cartoon going around last year showing the same picture of somebody buying a grocery cart full of alcoholic beverages in two panels. First panel was labeled 2019 and had the guy going “Don’t worry, I’m not an alcoholic; I’m just throwing a party”. The second was labeled 2020 and went “Don’t worry,

Fortunately they canceled his show at the cocaine factory. 

Weird. I heard that as Mom, piping up from another room.