Just about every insult, joke and critique of Avatar has been said enough times to climb mount Everest.  So I'll just say, man Up is a fantastic movie but the 80ish minutes after the beginning doesn't get enough respect.  Its both breezy and heavy at the same time.  I know everyone loves the beginning, lord I do a…

“There is a love scene—and, Jesus, what a love scene. His fully dressed body is lowered over a naked woman like a drawbridge. He doesn’t take off his glasses. He never takes off his glasses.”

We should be so lucky.

Do they hand out awards around here for the best headline of the week/month/year? Because if so, this is a solid entry. Good luck!

Ignatiy’s review of Seagal’s Contract To Kill remains to this day one of the greatest things this site’s ever published.

Or for when you don’t want you tank’s gun tube flopping about during transit:

The actor says this made him think of Black actors like Gary Coleman and Jimmie Walker, who became synonymous with the catchphrases of their TV counterparts.

“Jake shuffled from classroom to lockers to home each day. He once indifferently passed future prom queen Amanda in the hallway while on his way to the cafeteria, where he usually chose an empty table without giving it much thought. His B average got him into a middling state school, where he had his first kiss and…

Sometimes I wonder if I’m literally the only person in the world who was uncool in high school and was not gagging to get in with the popular crowd. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a piece of media about an unpopular kid in high school who didn’t have a defining fixation on being popular. It’d be nice to get a second…

I’m looking forward to the inevitable Tom Hiddleston as Loki playing Owen Wilson as an Owen Wilson character, given Hiddleston’s dead-on impression of Wilson.

Get outta here, Gene Shallit!

...and Loki’s new trailer is anything but ‘low-key’!

I had a roommate in the 80s who only would buy/sleep on dark, crazy-patterned sheets for that same reason.

OT, but the 2/3 advertising draping from the top of the site is obnoxious even for Gawker 3.0. I love io9 but this shit makes me come here even less than I have in the last two or three years. Please drop this in-your-face BS. 

There are not a lot of shows on TV that are 100% family friendly for the age ranges I have at home. Masked Singer is one of them.  Yes its a stupid show full of bad singing and at least one anti-vax judge but its also stupid fun for my family.  I get that you don’t care and its not like I am crying myself to sleep…

NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!

What happened to Zack Snyder during the production of Justice League was legitimately shitty for a whole host of reasons and I’m glad he was able to get his film made properly.

Honestly (And I know this is spiteful.), a part of me wishes that the Snyderverse just gets wiped away in a wave of Anti-Matter in Flashpoint if only to piss off these assholes.

I’m only exaggerating a little when I say that giving in to those morons may be the second biggest mistake America ever made.

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