My dad is a pretty hard core right winger and a large part of his identity is formed around his Jewishness. Mind you, he never goes to temple or anything and he’s married to a Catholic woman.

Oh no, where are they gonna find another tweed wearing long-haired bearded white guy banjo player to replace him? And wouldn’t everyone notice it’s a different guy?

This was the best Flash ep in YEARS (and I say that as someone who still generally likes the show even with its lows). The evolution of Barry Allen going from Sheldon Cooper Flash to basically Evil Calculator Spock Flash, resulting in GODDAMN SUPERSPEEDSTER KILLER FROST was pretty compelling and a really great…

Killer Frost is on performance enhancing drugs now. I ain’t mad about it, but Trajectory & Zoom are.

Well you have to give Barry credit, he found a new way to fuck things up and fuck over his team in the episode. Well done, Barry Allen, you gorgeous idiot

It’s not just conservative dipshits. It’s all kinds of dipshits.

God, I wish they’d gone with “Piers Morgan has decided now is the time to leave Good Morning Britain. ITV is delighted to be rid of him.” as the public statement

And who said the royals don’t contribute anything to society.

I hear Ben Shapiro is the guy to contact when this happens. Maybe Piers can costar in that movie with Gina Carano.

I wish these conservative dipshits would cut it out with the cryptic tweets and messages when they’re publicly humiliated. Either have a full-on meltdown like the embarrassed little bitch that you are, or disappear without a trace; anything in the middle will not hold my attention or get me thinking “oooh how strange,…

enough cannot be said about “barry.”

I actually had an album which was full of oldies but they dressed it up as a Happy Days album because it had the theme song on it. I played it until it worn out. I just Googled it, it was called Fonzie’s Greatest Hits, hahaha.

“Hey, baby, how about you and me go in to Tosche Station for some power converters?”

This is the same musk that supposedly was going to release a feature compete autonomous lv 5 car in 2019 and then robo taxis later that year.

I’ve read this 4 times and I still don’t understand it.

“I call it. . . the Footlong.”

Why was Monica able to see that Agatha was using the necklace to control Fietro? I get that she can now see different spectrums of energy, but what does that have to do with magic?

I’m Perd Hapley, and the question I am going to ask you is, are you prepared to die, Star Lord?

Probably an ad revenue thing - Kinja doesn’t want you clicking off of their site and going down a Twitter rabbit hole. They want you on this site, viewing more articles packed with ads.