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Newsweek is the same outlet that posted that shady “I’m not a birther, but here are birther thoughts” Op-Ed on Kamala Harris. Can’t say as I’m shocked.

Because in many of the states that Trump flipped, the difference was only a few thousand votes, so throwing away your vote is a selfish act.

I’m sorry, but that’s bullshit. The reality, like it or not, is that the next president will be one of two candidates. One of them is terrible. Even if you think Biden is the lesser of two evils, that still makes him the lesser of two evils. My father died from COVID in April, and it was preventable - and that’s the

This is what privilege looks like, folks.

Because the way the Electoral College is set up, it’s basically a winner take all situation where the candidate who (Usually) usually wins the majority of the popular votes wins all of the state’s electoral votes. Unlike in a parliamentary seats where seats are divided proportionally by candidate. In the latter’s

Basically EVERYTHING Trump has done and you’re voting for a candidate that could not possibly win. You care so little about his actions you’re throwing away your vote, you must have a very comfy life.

Third party voters are the people who say “anything is cool with me” when someone asked what they like on pizza and then throw a fit when it shows up with black olives.

I can’t be angry with him, because fuck Newsweek and any other outlet that feeds in to the mystique of the “undecided” voter. If anyone claims to be undecided in October of an election year—especially this election year—they’re either lying or so fucking stupid that they’re oblivious to the world around them. Either

A TV really isn’t big enough to appreciate the the climactic scene where Timothee Chalamet opens a series of portals and brings through dozens of characters from earlier Woody Allen movies to fight Liev Schreiber. 

He found an old box of commas in the back of a desk drawer?

It’s not a bad impression–it’s got a bit of Fire Marshall Bill in there that somehow catches Biden’s wiry old-man energy. But I’m not happy that they seem to be taking the ‘Biden is senile’ route.

The lethargic pacing and directing flubs are mostly what I’ll remember from this episode. I’m not trying to slam the show for that; I’m totally willing to cut them some slack in figuring out how to do this safely*. But it makes it difficult to judge the comedy on its own merits when missed cues keep throwing the

The names are incredible.  I mean doctor senator?  Why not.  

I mean I'd like more information abour Buckleys character, but then again she's an Angel of Death serial killer.  You may be surprised but... serial killers don't do a great job explaining why they kill... or tend to be even that complicated.  Her real life counterpart Jane Toppan literally said she just wanted to

Yes I think Fargo is a smart show. It’s well-written, takes full advantage of the great cast it gets every season, and has some phenomenal moments which are unlike most other shows on TV. People rag on S3, but there are so many great moments from that season like the episode that mostly takes place in the past or the

All I could think of was “but her emails...”
Really? That’s all people could think of to say why they didn’t want to vote for a woman. No thought to big picture issues’.

Hey third party voters/Susan Sarandon/people who didn’t bother to vote because of reasons aren’t you soooooo glad you didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton? You have to keep in mind that in every election the fate of the SCOTUS is at stake

A moment of silence for acid vomit powered guy. The lamest power.