Which is what makes it so weird when you ooze Cool Guy On The Internet vibes normally associated with middle school edgelords.

Or, hear me out, it’s okay to like things that influenced you as a kid and it’s okay to be bummed out when the author is revealed to be a bigot.

What an ignorant comment. 

You’d be surprised. I have an Apple Watch specifically for the ECG/EKG feature as I have an issue with Atrial Fibrillation. My cardiologist recommended it.

That said, of course, its funny how often this is dismissed as a “needed” feature.

“I’d rather someone burn the flag and wrap themselves in the Constitution than burn the Constitution and wrap themselves in the flag”

“But there is some truth-bending in how Shooters became an armed food emporium.”

Of course she owns pitbulls that somehow can get loose and throws out a standard ‘do you know who I am?’ demand when getting busted for being a douche while Karening.

If the air of ‘smug’ doesn’t circle this morons head 24/7, I will eat a big ugly stupid red cap.

“Of course, Tic instantly regrets his behavior, which is a side effect of depression is rage.”

Frank Stallone?

*Disheveled producer suddenly awakens in a cold sweat, reaches for their phone.
“Get me Gad.”

I can’t wait to hear Ted Cruz lament how he has now lost his love of Parks and Rec - a show about giving yourself in public service without thanks, and the value of cooperating with those who don’t agree with your worldview.

Guess you haven't seen the Director's Cut.

And which one will turn into a Trump-worshiping sycophant?

Will one of the cast members be in a cult afterwards?

I just skip to the comments.

The fade from the Schindler Jews approaching the nearby town for the first time to their descendants walking the same field wrecks me every single damn time. You’ve watched this incredible story of hope amidst the worst of human cruelty for three hours, knowing all along it’s a true story, but to be reminded that…

My procedure on their listicles now is : *click* “Ah, shit, it’s a slideshow” *doesn’t read article, scrolls down to see who has already complained about the slideshow*

You know, I love “What Dream May Come”, but following the suicide of Robin Williams, it has become unwatchably sad.

Check out these other slideshows!

Jesus, can you please not do this slideshow format?? Just make thirty ads appear on the side of the screen or something!