I’m a DJ on an alternative/indie radio station largely so I can play that song whenever I have 90 extra seconds to burn so I can get to the station Legal ID at the top of the hour.

“But it’s OK, because Lahren’s ancestor was white. If illegal immigrants came from, let’s say, Sweden, no Conservative would make it an issue.”

“as if the sins of the ancestor should fall on the descendant”

Aw I miss Community.

Maybe it’ll be easier if you only publish when a conservative firebrand is intellectually consistent.

The amount of these details about her - this and the Obamacare thing, are almost too rich for her to be an actual person and not a fictional character in a really dry, dark satire.

You might be at full capacity, but our cup runneth over.

I say, sir, could I impose upon you for a moment to view this sexual recording of Mr. Hogan, of the Florida Hogans? I assure you, it is ever so ribald.

if the Russians want Tomi Lahren back, they can absolutely have her.

But it’s OK, because Lahren’s ancestor was white. If illegal immigrants came from, let’s say, Sweden, no Conservative would make it an issue.

Rememory 2: Mnemonic Boogaloo

So edgy.

Oh, you should still go see it. Just don’t go in expecting a masterpiece.

At least the spot.im debacle was gloriously hilarious and more importantly, impermanent. This? This kinja here? This shit ain’t going away.

Kinja’d!

For anyone who’s interested, I found a thread where it looks like everyone unloaded about how great they realized Disqus was after the spot.im debacle:

*stumbles out of prior post, spins in a half circle, drops to hands and knees, vomits*
It was like an rollercoaster ride that was only the bad parts

I feel bad for the .IM guy who was monitoring the test. He got slapped across the face with a giant fish of negativity.

Teti purchases stock in Disqus.
Teti introduces possible new, terrible commenting system.
Users flock to Disqus-using articles, praising our old lovable fuck-up of a commenting system.
Teti makes bank.

But other than that, how were the comments, Mrs. Lincoln?