“Disney Channel” != “Disney+”

No, no… Randal has a heart attack. Dante’s wife and daughter died.

I look forward to seeing this on a streaming service/in theaters only/on AMC/on a pan-and-scan VHS once I find that information out.

You can play it through their website/app for free, no box needed

IMDb says Rifftrax took a crack at it once. I’m going to have to track that down.

What did I just watch?

I thought it was Randy Rainbow from the photo

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Also I’d think it’d be a lot easier to take down one of those armless slenderbots in hand-to-hand combat.

That background in the header photo looks like an AI art generator struggling to come up with a simulacrum of English text.

I don’t know that I’d call them memes. They’re puns set to Star Trek with their own canon. I’m a fan.

Might I offer you a Coke and a smile?™

That link to the original Hollywood Reporter article is well worth the read.

Chekhov’s Sweater

After being told in no uncertain terms that he should only take three of anything, wasn’t there one item that Jeff took four of?

“Review didn’t make me mad enough so I made up a different review to get mad at.”

Why not “Disney’s MCU history of movies starting with E” as long as you’re in criteria-finessing mode?

It was originally a Beatles t-shirt made in 2001.