Also when you put on a fat suit

I do like the header image of a time portal peering back on Facebook in March of 2009.

Was that the brand name of the butt plug?

“Cousin” Brucie Morrow is only MCing the first half of the show?

Every time they had a Go-Tron Ferret running on land, I laughed.

She’s technically not wrong, because now Allison is freaking out about not knowing when or where Kevin will strike.

Maybe I’ve just been spoiled by the last two Disney+ Marvel shows, which felt satisfyingly complete, or maybe it’s just a consequence of Loki’s skimpy six-episode run, but that felt a little… abrupt, didn’t it? (To say nothing of “weirdly reminiscent of Tim Burton’s Planet Of The Apes.”)

I have an opened copy with mint cartridge and box with instructions. I’ll start the bidding at $500K.

Oh. So the way I read that title is the actual way it was intended. Good to know.

Eh… Disqus has a long-standing glitch where accounts will gradually lose all their upvotes and they don’t seem to give a fuck about getting to the bottom of it.

I hear that Playboy published a fascinating 2014 article that tried and failed to solve the mystery of his post-Gigli career disappearance.

The premise is coherent enough. Affleck is Larry Gigli, a low-level would-be gangster with a desperate need to assert his masculinity.

Remember when Kinja supported links?

Repopulate the future, since all the future people are sterile from the ruined environment.

A historical home this well-preserved deserves to be a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

That the movie was awful I’m sure has something to do with it.

More for me.

“Foe-key”

May I introduce you to our lord and savior, Dawes?

Frida can sense that there’s more to this island than meets the eye. something she can’t quite put her finger on.