Yeah, I was hoping for the three-hour Ultimate Collectors Edition with four bonus documentaries.

There’s a Quibi for that.

Wait wait wait wait.

The best plates. The most solid plates.

Augmented reality product manuals!

If you have HBO through Spectrum, you just have to install the app on a supported device* (or watch through a browser) and then sign in with your cable credentials as for any TV Everywhere service.

Are you subscribing to HBO via cable? You have* HBO Max.

You’ll love COVID Spreaders of 2o20!

Damn. And he’s a regular contributor.

Dispatch war rocket Marvel to bring back his body.

Applebee’s. Gotta die somewhere™

At 1:46 I was… wait. Is that Vince Gilligan? Which it turned out to be.

I look forward to its teaser teaser teaser.

But for that price you get the Full Theater Experience in which I come to your house to spill soda on your floor and jam up your toilet.

** Removed for reading comprehension issues

Swift even wants her fans to vote early by requesting ballots mail-in ballots.

Also, and this may be the most important factor in this, the Paramount+ name is already being used by ViacomCBS for this same basic thing in international markets. It already has a logo drawn up

Those Zillow shots are taken with the Obligatory Realtor Lens with an FOV so extreme you can make out the photographer’s ass.

“Anytown USA” my ass.