Convenient that Kinja doesn’t have Twitter’s character limits, eh?

Trump wants a doc with a short beard and a looooooooooong jacket.

“We have to stop telling students and workers that this is the only viable option,” Trump said, grinning. “Go to college, get a degree, work for a single employer, and retire.”

I saw that on a late night “chiller theater” as a kid and it fucked me up.

Now, I’m not a fancy engineer-type who has any idea how to build a massive citywide pneumatic system for soup cans […]

It’s a good thing they didn’t ask him to color a US flag.

Oh, fuck. Same.

Park and Rec’s was also excellent, but I’d have to give the nod to Mythic Quest.

Sooooo many boots!

Free access for a year.

True. Only anyone who bought an iPhone, iPad, Apple TV, or Mac in the last year, and what is that? Like five people?

Sam the Eagle as King George, naturally.

They hit on the moving boxes’ logo pretty hard in this one, so it’s not surprising to see it on a truck a couple episodes later.

I want you to know that I mean no disrespect when I dig down to the deepest part of my soul and reply in the most sincere of all sincerity, “meh.”

It was.

He’s got a point there!

So, might we recommend bypassing the app entirely and reading some iTunes reviews of it instead?

You’re going to make a whole seven course meal out of this article, aren’t you?

According to Apple’s developer site, keys can be stored on the iPhone or Watch.