It was more of a garrote.

Update: This was made using Animal Crossing and some audio software to make it sound better.

You could torture the Uploads to the point where slavery as a digital assistant would seem like a sweet release. They could be called “Cookies.”

I want to go to there.

Quibi is in no danger of becoming genericized.

There will be two and you will love them.

Disco Fever Thompson here. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

I rolled my eyes at all the whining Joe was doing after getting shot in the shoulder.

Is Pepsi ok?

God’s Not Dead, But The Jury’s Out On You

An air of depressing, pointless bogusness

It’s a damn fine song that I like without irony.

Hell, I don’t need baseball for that anymore.

I am “A Fifth of Beethoven is a song that needs to be tracked down” years old.

The comment had only two paragraphs, and you managed to quote the one I wasn’t replying to.

Do I have to read between the lines to find the reference to those misogynist dipshits in this article?

Fuck. They’ve broken The 6th Day again.

Oh, no! Disney+ got to Fantasia too!

I might have thought something was off and the writers were trying something new if the existence of “digital drugs” and their effects hadn’t been brought up during the Eyes Wide Shut party last week and we didn’t see Caleb getting shot up with something before his trip began this week.