We regret to inform you that the CGI people’s effects house has been closed down.

It’s big sci-fi hook is the Ashley Too robot, a little doohickey that chirrups vague encouragement at its owners until they fiddle with its programming and discover that it has a full scan of the real Ashley’s personality inside, albeit hindered by some kind of “limiter.” In what way does that make sense?

But the delay she caused by singing the song (and so much of the song) directly resulted in Hopper’s death (or sure, maybe, Russian capture maybe), right?

Mine goes back to 2000 (The Seven Samurai - Criterion Collection DVD).

That’s what I like about using Apple Pay online. I choose an item, authenticate with my fingerprint, and I’m done. My name and shipping info is sent automatically and a tokenized version of my credit card is used, so even if the vendor has a breach, the card number’s useless.

IF YOU’RE PLANNING TO WATCH “STRANGER THINGS” TOMORROW, MAKE SURE NOT TO CONFUSE IT WITH THE LIVE TRIBUTE TO THE UPSIDE DOWN BEING STAGED IN WASHINGTON DC.

♫ Come and knock on my sub… ♫

“Stuber was as ill-conceived as the rideshare pickup zone at SFO.”

Shoo-Be-Doo-Be-Doo-Da-Day.

CHP issued guidelines through their California Motorcycle Safety Program in 2017 that instructed motorcyclists to travel no more than 10 miles per hour faster than other traffic and not to lane split when traffic flow is at 30 mph or faster.

I didn’t need to know that. I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT.

Me, I like the Packers chances this year.

Who spent how long gathering how many of images of which cat?

I liked Robocop (2014) as Cyborg Police Officer Movie, but not as a Robocop remake.

I’d buy that for two dollars and twenty five cents counting for inflation!

I elect not to solve that puzzle.

The way to get over header overflow errors on mobile is to visualize yourself pouring buckets of divine love all over them.

There are two paths to qualifying for the debate stage: breaking 1 percent in three polls from pollsters approved by the Democratic National Committee, or tallying 65,000 unique campaign donors, with at least 200 donors in 20 different states.

Soundtrack from: Your DVR is Rebooting

“See? Why didn’t you just come out and say you wanted to suppress minority turnout in the first place? You didn’t need to be all sneaky! It ties right in with our gerrymandering decision! APPROVED!”