I hate vore.

Die Hard, but in a tower.

It was an in-house system IIRC

But it’s cool at IHOB, right? Asking for no particular reason.

He had a short-lived marriage with Suzy Chapstick.

BRING BACK CHEAP TOY ROUNDUP!

That’s so many zeroes! That’s got to be good!

Every so often, I pull out the 262-page PDF from that day. Good times.

We love companies that buy our sites, and here’s why you should, too.

Baby with a baboon heart here saying I’m down with this plan. 👍

Yeah, yeah… but Brand Awareness!™

Hey, you shut your gob and gird your loins for article after article after article about Amazon Prime Day “deals” from this site and all others for the next week.

Or simply Ballsacks.

500 bucks (because you sprung for the large version for some reason) for a photo of Netflix’s old logo on a phone?

That project obviously never got off the ground, presumably because they writers foolishly forgot to add a medium to the team.

Neglecting to tell some of the cast and crew about the project’s conservative angle? When has that ever gone wrong?

I am positively awash with chili.

I lived in the area at the time and the “Turn your knob to BOB!” ads (which inspired “Turn your crank to FRANK!”) were fucking insufferable.

Also, since I’m just ranting at this point, do not pre-rinse, just scrape solid pieces off, and stop putting all the spoons so close together