Oh, Johnny Mnemonic… from that past future world where if you needed to transfer 160GB* of data, you’d do it in the brain of a courier.

Now I’m Fish Tracy!

Two peppercorns, please.

I mean, outside of Kinja itself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Heyyyyy… I’m READING!”

How I originally read the article quote:

“Can we build it?”

This one works well: https://github.com/tylerSmithTSS/kinjamprove

That was the Penultimate Collector Series.

I was pulling the first and second stages apart and the third stage popped off the top (its connection is lighter than 1st & 2nd).

DON’T PRAISE THE PIGFUCKER.

…and just how tasty is the goo inside?

I’ve had iOS 11 on my iPad for months. The only thing I use the home button for anymore is Touch ID to unlock the iPad and make purchases.

Bloomberg’s wrong on that one. The bezels are small, but the screen still stops short of wrapping the edge.

[…] which presumably means having to learn different kinds of finger movements that will surely introduce your expensive toy to a whole new level of smudginess.

Fire ants, apparently.

The Paramount Network? I feel like this has been tried before…

“Someone in the car looked over and said, ‘Gee, look at that, it’s a mugging,’ ” Trump said. “I said to my driver to stop the car because it was brutal-looking.”

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So… projectors pointed at the existing, non-reflective theater walls.