Yeah, Diet Dew is good, but even finding it in a store can be a challenge.

Cans are free in my office!

Get out.

Whelp, I’m fucked.

You have given me guarded hope, my Australian friend.

According to [CEO James] Quincey, many people don't understand that Diet Coke and Coke Zero do not contain any sugar. With Coke Zero Sugar, that's front and center.

Costco carts hold five pallets of Coke Zero on the lower rack.

I’ve had that there too. Coca Cola Light is the same thing as Diet Coke.

Vanilla Coke Zero’s formulation is staying the same, so I’d say the odds are likely good for Cherry Coke Zero.

I finally watched Grease. Marriage’ll do that to you.

Is Bill Cosby available to record a few TV spots?

“I’m sorry, there was nothing I could do. We’re going to have to… reupholster.”

Well… as long as players get some kind of injury during a game.

“We’re just happy that people are made aware of its existence.”

“But that was not what made me scream. I had looked into my own penis and seen a monster.”

                                                      — Donald J. Trump

(waiter places spoon on left side of plate)

It was a little-known project from Jason Falkner.

Also using “At this point in time…” 🙄

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