It took basically all week but I repainted my front door. I think the pictures are gonna get kinja’d

“Relatively small bear” is a mama bear with her cubs, and is relatively large enough to seriously fuck up a human.

Right now, the sheriff’s office has reported to FOX 4 KC that it appears the driver was simply going too fast and collided with a tree.

When I play something like Skyrim, I always feel compelled to play... I dunno... altruistically? Maybe that’s too strong a word, but even with sorta-immortal NPCs or games that have very little punishments for severe crimes, I’ve never been tempted to kill innocent NPCs. If there’s a dragon threatening a town, I want…

That’s vaporware. It’s a pi in the sky idea.

I hear the Irrational Numbers DLC is going to be amazeballs.

Hell, he gave himself to us freely. (And it should probably count for something that he went through the relative pain in the ass of becoming a citizen to do it, too.)

John Oliver is a national treasure.  Yes, we have stolen him from the UK and he is ours.  

A favourite of mine from back in the day. Definitely some fond memories of this. But I believe I read that they’re charging $30 for it? That’s $40 in Canadian. Seems a bit steep for a nostalgia hit. I’ll wait for a sale.

Maybe they were on a mission from God to save an orphanage through a charity concert hosted by their old band.

If this leads to a hour-long-episode Transmetropolitan adaptation, I’m all for it.

National Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

We can do with more LGBT bookstores.

This will warm your heart on the coldest of days.

I’ve heard that the show plans to address it, which I think is pretty fantastic, supportive, and could lead to some bold, progressive storylines that I certainly hope includes a great Umbrella Academy dance sequence.

That’s a bridge too far for me, but Boyega was absolutely great in it. I have no clue why they didn’t let him use his native accent in the damn Star Wars movies. His American accent is fine, but letting him just keep his English accent supercharges his charm.

I agree! The common criticism of Uprising I always see is that the robots feel too floaty; that great care was taken in the first movie to really hammer home how big and heavy these machines are. And like? I’m already suspending massive amounts of disbelief about a giant metal man punching a dinosaur from another…