This is a bunch of blatantly unsafe horseshit. Shame on Jalopnik for even floating the idea to your readers that this should EVER be done.

A Viper isn’t a Viper without a V10. Call it something else.

A Viper that doesn’t want to kill you shall not be called a Viper.

I live my life a quarter mile at a time...

Alonso has to be so zen at this point.

Normally I hate this complaint, but holyshit with the Tesla articles today.

I’d still rather go 0-60 in 3.9 seconds and hear it than 2.5 and not.

They would love to get out of their parents basements if they could afford a house in the economy baby boomers fucking destroyed.

It doesn’t actually produce downforce. It just adds 300 lb to the rear end of the car.

Are you saying we can't have lesbian accountants? You know lesbians can be accountants now, right? And that they can buy their own cars? Some lesbian accountants even buy their own SLs, fulfilling a dual stereotype. Take your micro-aggressions somewhere else, bro. It's 2016.

All he did was give his life while standing up for a disenfranchised peoples...yeah your right, fuck him.

Every once in a while there are cars that are a perfect amalgamation of parts to achieve a goal, fitting together so well it seems like there was no way it couldn’t have been made exactly like it was. Of course they made it exactly like that, it must’ve been obvious to them while they were designing it! It seems like…

The only problem is that gas prices disproportionately affect the poor. Not only will it cost a larger percentage of their paycheck they also will drive older less efficient cars. I would rather see a much larger gas guzzler tax at purchase. Make the gas guzzlers a lot more expensive and you have a strong incentive…

And he still won’t have finished the sixth volume of A Song of Ice and Fire.

Not if they’re “Islamic” Terrorists. Deranged white Christian men have killed more people in acts of terrorism here than Muslims have.

Translated: “Your definition of fun differs from mine, and therefore is wrong."

It’s ugly green. Well, it’s just ugly. It’s unabashedly huge. It has a boat anchor engine.

This man is a national hero.